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PostSubject: Kids says the darnest thing...   Fri Mar 20, 2009 5:38 pm

KIDS say the darnest things

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six ."

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. "I love you so much, that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."

BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough."

D I (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?"

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for awhile and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?


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PostSubject: Re: Kids says the darnest thing...   Sun Mar 22, 2009 1:04 pm

citer ni mmg bgus utk pengajaran kite.the moral of the story ialah jgn buat benda yg x brapa sesuai dpn anak2 kite nanti.budak2 kan cpat belaja.
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PostSubject: Re: Kids says the darnest thing...   Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:20 am

Ye betul.....

Bebudak ni suka ikut2 orang dewasa. Psl byk nor trend2 yg membawa masalah sosial diikuti org2 muda.

Aku cukup tak suka tgk bebudak yg mcm mat rempit/punk/geng botak/shuffle n etc.

Rase nak ceramah je mak bapak diorang. tak jaga anak ke?

Psl tu la diharapkan Gemilang Mentoreng Club dapat membawa nilai2 positif dalam hidup mentee2. Moga objektif kita tercapai....Insyaallah!
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PostSubject: Re: Kids says the darnest thing...   Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:20 am

Tp suka sy nak ingatkan disini kita x bole menyalahkan mak bapak 100% sbb kdg2 diorg ni x tau pon apa yg anak2 diorg buat.Kdg2 mak bapak kat kg,anak2 kat bandar buat hal.Apa yg kita bole buat ialah memastikan anak2 kita x jadi camtu.

p/s: mentoreng tu ape azam? Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Kids says the darnest thing...   Mon Mar 23, 2009 8:10 pm

cek artikel psl apa itu pmentoran abg ehsan...uhuhhuh...

bkn abg ehsan k y bukak thread tuh
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PostSubject: Re: Kids says the darnest thing...   Tue Mar 24, 2009 12:46 pm

Ye la kan....bukan nak salahkan 100% tp mak bapak zaman moden nih terlalu manjakan anak atau abaikan. Langsung tak kisah dan tak tahu ke mana anak diorang pegi.

Orang dulu2 lepaskan jugak anak2 diorang tp ambik tahu. Tahu je anak diorang buat salah. Selalu je dapat tahu anak diorang gi memaner. Mereka percaya tp sambil ambik tau.

zaman sekarang nih...main lepas je. pastu, asalkan anak diorang balik rumah. Ape yg dibuat langsung tak amik endah.

Tu le yg aku geram tu.
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PostSubject: Re: Kids says the darnest thing...   Thu Mar 26, 2009 3:22 am

ehm,btul3..same2 kta tnjukkan cth yg baik kpd generasi muda..
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