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PostSubject: Jokes...Jokes...Jokes...   Fri Mar 20, 2009 5:36 pm

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.
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Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know maths.
Ted: You don't know my father!
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Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum?
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.
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Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.
If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
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A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were
Watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates,
Then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter: It's mummy!
Father: How do you know?
Daughter: She didn't say anything.
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Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love

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Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born

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Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.

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Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your
brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!

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Teacher: "Where were u born?"
Student: "Singapore, Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."
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A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between 'unlawful'
And 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up.
"Ok, answer, Joan" said the teacher.
"'unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is
A sick eagle."

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Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir."
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A boy came home from school with his exam results.
"What did u get?" asked his father.
"My marks are under water," said the boy.
"What do u mean 'under water'?"
"They are all below 'C' level"


Source : Jokes of the day - Readers' Digest
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes...Jokes...Jokes...   Sun Mar 22, 2009 1:08 pm

hahaha,mmg klaka.thanx sbb hr aku ceria hr ni Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes...Jokes...Jokes...   Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:25 am

Harus aku menceriakan ko! cheers

Ko kan CEO. Kene le kipas sikit.....ha...ha...nanti aku tambah lagi k!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes...Jokes...Jokes...   Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:03 am

ko ni azam,nak kipas pon xyah la bgtau.lgpon aku dah sejuk kat sini,ade aircond.kuikuikui
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes...Jokes...Jokes...   Thu Mar 26, 2009 3:37 am

hehe..best2.. Very Happy
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